It’s a Friday night and you’ve had a long week at work. You’re not feeling like leaving the house, but you are feeling frisky. Get some take out and settle in for a nice romantic evening with your phone.

So you’re in the mood for some phone sex on a chat line number? Whether you’re a newbie or phone sex is old hat, having the proper equipment is essential to a rockin’ good time.

Can you imagine getting close to climax and having your phone battery die? Or, let’s say you’re trying to paint a sexy story as a mermaid and then being caught in your own phone cord? I’ve seen it happen and want to make sure it doesn’t happen to you. It’s a real mood killer!

You probably want to have your hands free to touch all your naughty bits. Thank God for the speakerphone! If you live with roommates, you might want to use a headset for a little added privacy.

How about the infamous “Can you hear me now?” That’s probably not very sexy talk. Nothing worse than losing a signal right before your big finish or having to say, “What? Say it again. I couldn’t hear you.”

One thing you don’t want to happen is to open your phone bill and have it be $500, especially if your parents are paying your phone bill. Make sure you have long distance and an unlimited phone plan. Lets talk batteries. Just like a vibrator, you do not want these running out.

That makes for a real buzz kill. If you still live in the dark ages and have a landline, you’ll still want a speaker option or a comfortable phone to hold to your ear. So choose your phone wisely, get dialing, and you’ll be in for hours of fun!